Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 23, 2022
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At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
by elle3000 January 20, 2012
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Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.
Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.
by Swiping Left April 6, 2019
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A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.
Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.
by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019
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Title given to someone who attempts to "Flag Pole Sit" from the 1920's, and does not use a seat. They proceed to let the flag Pierce their anal cavity.
"I heard that cuck is a flag holder,"
by ItsDrunk_Luck April 25, 2018
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The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.
I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.
by bag of swimmers May 5, 2010
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Someone who holds an amount of weed for a friend. Usually between a dealer and the public or a person who has a stash house.
" yo Dinklemann, can u Be my dope holder?"
by Bigdaddyballsack December 5, 2015
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