Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.
Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?
Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.
Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.
Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.
Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.
Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.
Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.
by Darker April 23, 2010
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A brutal chick that you fuck just to improve your skills/ do something rediculous to her. You often catch shit about it the next day and occasionaly question your decision.
by harpenis April 11, 2007
Get the slam hog mug.A slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. Often the next morning said male will claim that he was "taking one for the team" when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. He will then swear his friends to secrecy.
Goddam Patrick! There was no need to hit that slam hog last night ... we're on Ratio Island - there are hotties everywhere!
by Beekeeper December 27, 2007
Get the slam hog mug.A woman, mainly a gross and disgusting, who is gang banged often by her "guy friends" solely just for the purpose of them getting off. More times then not she thinks they are actually attracted to her and they actually want more then just to get off. Usually during the act she is moaning (squealing) and sweating profusely, stinking up the entire area.This woman can usually also be called a bush hog.
When the 5 of them walked in with skylar we immediately all nodded in agreement that she was their slam hog and would indeed be bending over for each and everyone of them later tonight.
by megatit09 July 29, 2012
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“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
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