hog slam

Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.

Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?

Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.

Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.

Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.

hog slam by Darker April 23, 2010

slam hog

an indiscriminately promiscuous woman.

I thought my friends were nice girls, but after spending a few nights in their company at the night club, I discovered that they are in fact filthy slam hogs.

slam hog by mikey m July 24, 2005

slam hog

A brutal chick that you fuck just to improve your skills/ do something rediculous to her. You often catch shit about it the next day and occasionaly question your decision.

Man that chick was such a slam hog.

slam hog by harpenis April 11, 2007

slam hog

A slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. Often the next morning said male will claim that he was "taking one for the team" when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. He will then swear his friends to secrecy.

Goddam Patrick! There was no need to hit that slam hog last night ... we're on Ratio Island - there are hotties everywhere!

slam hog by Beekeeper December 27, 2007

slam hog

A woman, mainly a gross and disgusting, who is gang banged often by her "guy friends" solely just for the purpose of them getting off. More times then not she thinks they are actually attracted to her and they actually want more then just to get off. Usually during the act she is moaning (squealing) and sweating profusely, stinking up the entire area.This woman can usually also be called a bush hog.

When the 5 of them walked in with skylar we immediately all nodded in agreement that she was their slam hog and would indeed be bending over for each and everyone of them later tonight.

slam hog by megatit09 July 29, 2012

Slam hog

An unattractive female with absolutely no standards that is always ready for a good slamming.

“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”

“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”

Slam hog by Ligma knotz July 15, 2019

slam hog

someone with a humoungos ass

Ryann Rossi is an awesome slam hog.

slam hog by Poopy Mcgibbons May 13, 2005