An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.
Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
Get the Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha mug.
When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY
I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.
by bncreampie July 16, 2021
Get the J-Hoffed mug.
Using an off-highway vehicle to create dust clouds when riding in tandem.
She led a group of riders today on a 30-mile run, enjoying hoffing all those riding behind her in tandem.
by Trela727 November 8, 2018
Get the hoffing mug.
Person 1: “Hey maeve you should really HOF!”
Person 2: “No”
by sussymongoose August 24, 2022
Get the HOF mug.
Anyone over 50 tryna describe something being "Hot as Fuck" using text speek.
Oh damn Michael, check that girl out.... She's HOF!
by demon degenerate July 22, 2022
Get the HOF mug.
A very good looking light skin who is funny and has great hair. A person with a great personality and cares about everyone. A person who is a good boyfriend and will always be there for you.
Have you heard of Roger Hof?
Yeah he's amazing
by Robert408 August 1, 2017
Get the roger hof mug.
on 2k hof badges is the best of a badge , if you have all the hof badges you are the best of that category
my girlfriend has all the hof badges
my girl has hof head . ( meaning she gives good head )
by badgesss May 7, 2020
Get the hof badges mug.