houdini's handcuffs 

handcuffs which the famous magician left attached at the famous mcsorleys ale house in new york. commonly mistaken for an australian expression when used randomly.

Australian: houdini's handcuffs ay!

Derek: What is that? like a wierd australian expression or something?

Australian: No

houdini's handcuffs by discodayle June 17, 2012

houdini's ghost 

An extension of the Houdini Shit. But not only does it leave no trace on the TP, but leaves the bowl empty.

I know I felt the poop come out, I wiped with no evidence on teh paper. When I looked in the bowl, there was nothing. I WAS VISITED BY HOUDINI'S GHOST!!

houdini's ghost by SeaFoam2DMax July 28, 2006

Houdini's Breakfast 

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

Houdini's Breakfast by Skistin October 16, 2008

woman's houdini 

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.

Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.

woman's houdini by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010

Double Hudini Smash 

When in the act of having anal sex with your partner, you say you have to pull out for a second (to put on another condom or some other reason) then your friend switches in and starts having anal sex with her while you sneek around outside and wave at her through a window. then when she turns to look who is having sex with her your friend punches her in the face and at the same time you punch through the window.

Dude, she was so freaked out when me and my friend Double Hudini smashed her!

Double Hudini Smash by The Majician August 10, 2010

houdini sex 

(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"

It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!

houdini sex by 420hitter February 21, 2003

Houdini shit 

The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.

Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!

Houdini shit by Aquahutch November 1, 2006