hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

hobodouche

A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.

Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.

by stuffricesays November 7, 2010