"I had no other choice, so I had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. Unfortunately, I heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo's kiss. I now have some sort of ass disease, I'm sure of it."
by Clark Van Pants January 4, 2010
Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)
(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
by ANNE[[monster]] October 17, 2008