A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.
Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
by DrMuffy January 5, 2011
A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"
Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!
by Lance Bangwell October 20, 2011
by zx2gamer December 28, 2011
A person who saves numerous television programs and/or movies to their DVR after viewing them with a small chance they will ever actually watch them again.
Chelsea is such a Tivo hoarder. Yesterday I was going through her DVR list and there was stuff from 2005 marked "save till manually erased"
My mom had to buy a second Tivo for her bedroom because her old one is still full of every sex and the city episode ever made. She's never going to watch 90% of them again but she's a Tivo hoarder.
My mom had to buy a second Tivo for her bedroom because her old one is still full of every sex and the city episode ever made. She's never going to watch 90% of them again but she's a Tivo hoarder.
by Pardee251 November 5, 2010
A women who has the ability to continuously inhale air into their vaginal cavity and infuse the air with violent toxins with the ability to eliminate ear infections in many cattle. The side effects are including but not limited to: severe discharge from all orifices, excrement of third stomach, release of male organs into female petulance causing extreme irritation to the hind quarters. It is not proscribed by doctors in the United States for obvious insurance purposes, that is all. Peace to the Jews of Babylon.
"If your mom wasn't such a Queef Hoarder, Jesus never would have had to multiply so many fish and loaves of bread."
"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"
"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."
"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."
"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"
"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."
"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."
by beckmd August 17, 2009
1. Used to define individuals on a public transit vehicle that are completely oblivious to their surroundings, including but not exclusive to the mile long lineup of people at the bus stop. Individuals inside said transit vehicle that can’t move further into the vehicle (usually a bus) thanks to the bus hoarder who refuses to move further back into the bus even though there‘s space for at least ten more people.
2. Bus hoarders have no bus etiquette including neglecting backpack removal, and generally taking up as much space as physically possible, therefore hoarding the space in the bus.
2. Bus hoarders have no bus etiquette including neglecting backpack removal, and generally taking up as much space as physically possible, therefore hoarding the space in the bus.
Bus driver : Please move to the back of the bus.
Guy1: Man, this bus hoarder in front of me isn’t movin’ his ass.
Guy2: Kids these days.
Guy1: Man, this bus hoarder in front of me isn’t movin’ his ass.
Guy2: Kids these days.
by anthubc2010-bushoarder October 7, 2010
A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl
Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.
by purgatorybound March 17, 2009