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Hive Staff 

the most unbiased people in the history of the world !!!11!11!11!1!
"I am Hive Staff now!!"
"coolio"
Hive Staff by √ March 19, 2021

Hive snacks 

“Hive Snacks” (short bursts of consciousness packaged as memes).
That was dope,those Hive snacks, Tyrone just dropped, he's gonna be having a record company or two chasing h him down for bare tracks man.
Hive snacks by BudgieMuscle1 August 31, 2025

hive soggy dog biscuit

where a group of college students strip naked and go to a park; stand back to back in a circle, shit in there hand,
and throw it as far as they can and then each individual retrieves the person to their lefts faeces and who ever ejaculates onto the faeces first wins. The last person to finish has to eat everybody’s excretion.
oh man, what a night! we played played hive soggy dog biscuit again, i came straight away and tom had eat all the feaces!!

hive five sandwich 

A handjob but its with two people
I gave my brother a hive five sandwich
hive five sandwich by IsaacOP April 18, 2018

shit-hive 

Any place in the world which features an alarming ratio of scum to normal people. Much like a beehive, there are swarms of loud, shitty people.
Cambuslang and Banbury are both examples of shit-hives.
shit-hive by Tiders-the-Halfy September 19, 2009
A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
Shit Hive by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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