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A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.

shithive maggots

Crazy, insane, mentally ill, perturbing, twisted.

Not a good thing.

Usually descriptive of a general mental state, including one of complete obliviousness, but can be used to reference violent outburst of rage and/or psychopathy.
A: I'd have to be shithive maggots to try that ice cream flavor again.

B: Holy fuck, a dog just went shithive maggots on some old lady!

C1: This idea is completely shithive maggots.
C2: So, you'll do it, then?
C1: Fuck no.
shithive maggots by Fartcycle January 27, 2011