hittin' porcelain

A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.

B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.

What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.

Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.

by BoLiverwurst March 26, 2008

hittin the slopes

sniffing cocaine.

1. We're gonna be hittin the slopes later on tonight chief.

2. Do you have your lift tickets? Cuz we're gonna be hittin the slopes.

by clmtblazers February 3, 2010

Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010

hittin' the stain

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

Hittin licks

To sell drugs to people.

Where's Bob?

Oh he's just out hittin licks.

by Issaslap January 24, 2019

hittin kitten

1. The act of taggin and baggin a hottie

2. Sex with a female under 20

Dude, I can't believe your goin out with Jamie...shes just turned 18!!!

Hell yeah, gonna be hittin kitten all night!!

by street trash viper May 20, 2009

hittin the billy

To smoke marijuana through a bong.

"Fuck man, check out that dank."
"Yeah I know, you hittin the billy?"

by dalenberry September 5, 2007