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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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hiree

a godness, sexy and intelligent. thanks for being born with a name like that
"hiree is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
by san's wife June 28, 2021
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Hires-Caulk

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.
Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.
by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022
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private hire

Wandanat x Reader story on tumblr. So so so good. Written by Maximotts. Has me and everyone else in a chokehold.
Have you read private hire on tumblr?
omg yes but maximotts hasn’t updated recently 😭
by imperialleather April 3, 2022
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hired

Man, last night I was so hired.
by Meguzival December 12, 2020
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Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.
With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle
by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021
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Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.
I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man
by iloveturkeys May 17, 2021
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