hippy head

No different from normal fellatio, except that it is preformed by a vegan. And because vegans cannot consume any animal or animal byproduct sperm is definitely NOT on the proverbial menu...
This results in a either what is known as "spitting" or in the case of extremely strict vegans, "blue balls", as they would not want to take part in the deliberate murder of the countless millions of sperm.

The spiritual leader, Moon Eyes, of the Benevolent Children colony, suffered a massive fall from grace when it was discovered she had deliberately ignored the accepted form of hippy head, and consequently swallowed many of Bright Fire's life essence carriers.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

Happy head

Someone who is usually a bitch/asshole, but when under the influence of marjuana becomes happy and nice to others

The Brooke girl is such a happy head..

by BNP4194 February 20, 2009

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

by jonny!s! December 24, 2007

Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.

I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023