hippoplatypottamus

1. Cross-breeding between two absurd creatures.
2. Result of scientific experimentation with poor insight into what might be the outcome.
3. Creature whose farts are responsible for thunder.

CRISPR technology created another Hippoplatypottamus.

by Marcello Magnus June 10, 2019

Hippophant

An animal crossed between a hippo and an elephant. Defends itself by hitting people and shooting lasers out of its face dick(trunk). The Hippophant is the llamaphants first line of defense. It comes from the planet Microgate where it feeds off of peanuts soaked in the blood of Donald Trump. Hippophants want to disregard the female population and acquire currency. Their first victim is the entire male population. Hippophants have to sacrifice their first born to the all mighty powerful Ellen DeGeneres in order to survive. When they aren't trying to take over the entire the male population they like to Netflix and chill in the cage with Lucifer. Hippophants speak in tongues and in their free time enjoy skydiving with Dobey. Its only weakness is sparkling vampires.

A Hippophant is having a baby! Where is Ellen?!

by Cubsteil March 20, 2016

hyppophagy

The act or practice of feeding on horseflesh.

man, i was way into this chick, until i found out she engaged in hyppophagy. and she lives in enumclaw. forget it!

by stuff++ June 22, 2006