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Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.
That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!
Hinkle by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023
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hickleray 

‘Oi james, I swear that Kai is a hickleray’
Yeah, he is a queer cunt
hickleray by ChrisC69er January 11, 2019

Hinkley Effect 

The lingering, long-term damage caused to an area by chemical contamination at the hands of a major corporation.
Made famous by the movie "Erin Brockovich", the town of Hinkley, California suffered large scale contamination of its drinking water with hexavalent chromium, a lethal chemical known to cause cancer and damage the respiratory system, kidneys, liver, skin and eyes. In 1996 the residents of Hinkley were awarded the largest settlement payout in history from PG&E, but many left the area afterwards, fearing continued deception at the hands of the company. It's now largely a ghost town - that's the Hinkley Effect.
Hinkley Effect by Danny Anonymous September 27, 2020

Hinkle-huck 

(V) to go big and hope for the best when all bets are off.
1. "Did you study for that math midterm?"
"No I just Hinkle-hucked it..."

2. "What did you try to do on that last wave?"
" I don't even know. I just Hinkle-hucked it."
Hinkle-huck by Skinn Rols September 3, 2014
Someone who is black pilled but instead of being depressed, has embraced the insanity of Clown World. Will laugh at the news and troll people on the internet. Honk Honk!
How is John so upbeat with all the chaos going on in the world? He's a honkler.
honkler by Joesmitherson June 21, 2020

Hanklerfish 

Noun: An angler fish drawn by a Hank. Any Hank can draw a Hanklerfish.

Verb, Hanklerfished: Describing someone named Hank having drawn an Anglerfish. Usually used as past-tence.

Verb, Hanklerfishing: The act of drawing a Hanklerfish.
"So a Hanklerfish is an anglerfish drawn by a Hank?"
"Uh huh. There are other Hanks that can make Hanklerfish."
"So if, Like, Hank Williams III were to draw me an anglerfish, that would be a Hanklerfish?'
"It would also be a Hanklerfish."
-Hank and John Green, Youtube
Hanklerfish by NavalPiercedNerd August 19, 2011