hiney pucker

involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie

When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.

by Johnny A April 21, 2003

hiney virus

The act in not having a butt.

that bitch looks like miley cyrus, with the hiney virus! Yuk

by twizzy May 12, 2014

Raw Hiney Hump

A sexual position while in an orgy, in which you and your best friend try to avoid seeing one another’s penises by having your backs to each other. In the process you bump rumps one to many times causing each butt to become raw and bleeding and thus you are now blood brothers.

The Raw Hiney Hump is a pain in the ass, even hours after you're finished.

by Bionic Chinchilla January 10, 2012

hiney-hole soup

An explosive fecal extrusion brought about by the consumption of tainted or spicy foods. Sometimes contains corn, mixed nuts, and half-digested bean fragments.

see also mud butt & the runs.

My mom had to run home from the laundomat because she had to make some hiney-hole soup.

by Botts May 31, 2004

Hiney Ding Dong

The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing

When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.

by therealthiung April 25, 2010

Hiney Bone Licker

Usually a short bald fellow, who is at the whim of his companies executives.

The VP called his cell at 3:30 am, because his cable was down and the Hiney Bone Licker was happy to run right over to help.

by HBL JUNIOR December 7, 2007

heart shaped hiney

The hind end of a fat chick, and we're talking about a REALLY fat chick, one that when she wears pants you can tell the year the quarter in her pocket was made

The robust bus lady bent over exposing her heart shaped hiney to which all the men vomited up their lunch that was prepared by twelve spanish penguins selling deoderant door to door

by Nick Turner September 10, 2006