himowitz
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A Himowitz is a unicorn personified. They are a rare breed.
A Himowitz is at the forefront of cultural trends.
A Himowitz sports the man bun or frosted tips.
A himowitz enjoys animation movies more than their kids.
A Himowitz is an encyclopedia of life hacks.
Having technical issues- ask Himowitz.
A Himowitz is a personified Swiss Army knife. It solves a lot of problems.
Himowitz is a gadget lover and early adopter. Himowitz had the iPod before you, lived in Brooklyn before it was trendy and wore crocks before they were cool.
A Himowitz is a gentrification catalyst.
A Himowitz brings a digital dinosaur into the modern world.
Himowitz is always one software update ahead of you.
Himowitz uses lighter fluid when he bbqs.
Himowitz cares more about whiskey than Don Draper. The home bar is his mantelpiece and bourbon and scotch are his stars.
Himowitz is automatic over manual.
Himowitz uses quirky off the cuff examples to demonstrate their ideas in business meetings. You may think they’re mad but they soem how Himowitz it back round.
Himowitz has billion dollar business ideas.
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You see that guy BBqing with lighter fluid??Thats so Himowitz.
Need a log in to access Netflix, Disney + or Amazon prime? I know a Himowitz.
A friend at work used a scene from Moana as an example in his pitch. She Himowitzed it!
What hair style do you want? I think i will go for the Himowitz.
How was your interview? I think I Himowitzed it.
Who was living in east london in the 90s? Drug addicts and Himowitz.
This dude at last weekends networking event had a business idea that involves baby poo as fertilizer! You’re joking, that idea is pure Himowitz. Yep, himowtiz can polish a turd.
himowitz by Grapevinyl January 4, 2023
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