An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
Get the hillbilly hot pocketmug. the act of when a tarp is duct taped to the inside of the bed of a pick-up truck then also taping one end of a garden hose and sticking it into the tailpipe of the truck as to act as the bubble jets
hey wats that billy's workin on its his new hillbilly hot tub ahh so thats wat that is cant wait to party in it
by swiss feetz February 18, 2009
Get the hillbilly hot tubmug. The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
Get the hillbilly hot day shit shovelmug. When someone is shockingly attractive despite (or because of) growing up in a rough, white, lower-class environment, think trailer parks, dirt roads, and an uncle named Buck. They’re hot in a way that makes you question your standards, your morals, and maybe your family tree. Usually marked by one chaotic flaw … like a mullet, big teeth, a faded barbed-wire tattoo, or “I fix trucks” energy.
“He walked in looking all Hillbilly Hot—with that mullet bouncing like it pays rent.”
“She was totally Hillbilly Hot: gorgeous face, big smile, and the vibe that she could shotgun a beer faster than my cousin.”
“She was totally Hillbilly Hot: gorgeous face, big smile, and the vibe that she could shotgun a beer faster than my cousin.”
by MetaMaster3000 November 23, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Hotmug.