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High-Res Hoe

A typical bitch who decides it's her duty to post pictures on her snapchat that are just standing in front of a mirror.
These people usually have some variant of the iPhone X, and thinks they are doing people favors by pointing it out.
Thinks people really care about her, but finding her post on your feed is like finding dog shit going Easter-Egg hunting.

Will probably someday end up being some kind of cum bucket.
bro 1: yo bro i heard timmy is dating that girl tiffany
bro 2: out of all girls he chose tiffany? not her, she's a high-res hoe.
High-Res Hoe by andrew2240e November 25, 2019

high velocity impact reset 

the moment you realize your phone is broken and the only way to fix it is by throwing it against the wall!
The tech agent told me that i have to perform a high velocity impact reset on my phone?! Wheres the button to do that?!

Resurrection High School 

This is an all girls catholic high school. The tuition here is so much but that doesn’t matter because parents here are so naive. There’s no diversity here everyone is strictly caucasians. Girls here are wild. All they care about is oc’s, drinking, vaping, and hooking up with pats and dons boys. Rumors here spread like wild fire. Everyone hates each other even if their best friends. You want to kill you self 24/7 but lowkey love the school at the same time. Go bandits!
Caleb- Where do you go to?
Madison- resurrection high school

Caleb- I go to pats, want to hook up?
Madison- omg ofc!

Research Triangle High School 

Research Triangle High School (RTHS) is known to be the home of the raptors. In reality, it’s the home of the trans.

Also known as Research Trans High School
If you’re a socially awkward band/theatre kid or one of THOSE lesbians this is the perfect place for you.
It’s an easy ass school so don’t even worry about grades. Chances are if you’re a student here; your only struggle is coming out to your parents.
Normal Student: Hey what high school are you going to?
RTHS Student: Oh xD Research Triangle High School!!! Rawr I’m a raptor hehe. uWu
Normal Student: Umm.. ok?

Residual High 

Phenomenon experienced after a user has passed the peak of being "high" after in-taking marijuana (usually 2-3 hours after smoking). The user still feels high, but not high enough to observe a change in consciousness. Common symptoms include:
1. Laziness
2. Sleepiness
3. Decreased hunger
4. "why don't things feel so great anymore?"
Shit, man... I'm on a residual high. I gotta take another hit.
Residual High by aToker August 9, 2009

Reservoir High School 

Reservoir High School aka 'Resi' is located off of highway 29 in Fulton, MD. It's the second wealthiest high school in Howard County and is know for their students' wild house parties, constant drama, soccer team, snobby mean girls, and few wannabe rednecks. Their mascot is the Gator and is known to have a very diverse group of students.
Guy #1: "Dude you date that girl from Reservoir high school? They have the baddest girls"
Guy #2: "Yeah man she's a gator"
Guy #1: "I bet she's a freak bro"

Girl #1: "I think that kid goes to resi"
Girl #2: "I hate them, they're all bitchy there and they all think they're too good for everyone.
Girl #1: yeah that's true. Their soccer teams are amazing but everyone there is always in too much drama