The vulgar, profanity-laced and incoherent writings and illustrations that appear on the wall in a public bathroom.

Sometimes they are written in actual shit.
Dan: Man, you were in there forever. What took so long?

Ryan: Sorry, I was trying to read all the hieroglyphshits on the wall.
by Asmodeus10 July 31, 2011
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