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hewt by mrtitan311 November 26, 2018
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1. Slang for small penis with very bushy pubic region.
2. Deformed object with human related traits.
3. Known to be a last name commonly represented as a pedophile behind the person with the name (usually known as Paul).
2. Deformed object with human related traits.
3. Known to be a last name commonly represented as a pedophile behind the person with the name (usually known as Paul).
1. "I went on a blind date and at the end of the night, we were about to have sex and I looked down and noticed he had a hewtnaughter!"
2. "I was looking at a a pornographic magazine and noticed a hewtnaughter on page 69."
3. "Did you see that man in the news for child molestation?
Yes! I believe his name was Paul hewtnaughter
2. "I was looking at a a pornographic magazine and noticed a hewtnaughter on page 69."
3. "Did you see that man in the news for child molestation?
Yes! I believe his name was Paul hewtnaughter
hewtnaughter by Anonymous235364 January 25, 2011
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!