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1. Slang for small penis with very bushy pubic region.

2. Deformed object with human related traits.

3. Known to be a last name commonly represented as a pedophile behind the person with the name (usually known as Paul).
1. "I went on a blind date and at the end of the night, we were about to have sex and I looked down and noticed he had a hewtnaughter!"

2. "I was looking at a a pornographic magazine and noticed a hewtnaughter on page 69."

3. "Did you see that man in the news for child molestation?

Yes! I believe his name was Paul hewtnaughter
by Anonymous235364 January 25, 2011
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