Heteroquestionable

When someone tries to pass as heterosexual (married, kids, etc.) but everything about them screams homosexual. Perhaps the person knows that he/she is gay but is denying his/her impulses (for whatever reason). Or, perhaps, they are not in tune with their inner gayness and do not realize their true nature.
I would swear that my hair dresser, Jack, is gay. However, he's married with a kid. I still swear he's gay. I guess he's heteroquestionable.
by MOchick November 02, 2006
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heteroquestionable

Straight (arguable). Someone that makes you think "that's kinda gay" but technically speaking isn't gay.
"Fellas, is it gay to be pegged by your girl?" "IDK bro, sounds pretty heteroquestionable to me."
by wompsquared June 24, 2024
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