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hermit tech

Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.
Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.
hermit tech by Steve J March 14, 2020
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tech hermit 

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.
"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
tech hermit by DarceLynn January 1, 2009

Techno Hermit 

a complete recluse (hermit) who plays xbox live or playstation 3/computer (esp. World of Warcraft) all the time, neglecting their social life completely.
hey wanna come to town at the weekend?

nah man, ive just bought the new WoW expansions pack.

dont be a techno hermit man!
Techno Hermit by Santiri December 16, 2008
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