Hepatitis B

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!

by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

Hipatitis B

An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.

Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."

by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009

Hepatitis Beeotch

Someone who rubs an open sore or cut on your clothing. thus giving you "hepatitis"

"kalani rubbed her gross cut on my pants that hepatitis beeotch!

by Dylando April 15, 2009

Heckatitis B

When you are so tizyte you become ill, and break out into the Bigelow at inappropriate times, especially while Donkey Punching.

Manwong is so gangsta, she gave turtle Heckatitis B when he donkey punched her

by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

Hepatitis BD

Hepatitis BD is a severe case of Hepatitis, BD is short for Big Dick.

Person 1: Hey man I gotta tell you something serious

Person 2: What’s wrong man?

Person 1: I got a severe case of Hepatitis BD.

Person 2: Oh dang dude, that’s awful.

Person 1: Hepatitis Big Dick

Person 2: haha very funny.

by Zucc MCN January 18, 2019

Hepatious Bone

Hepatious Bone (noun) hɑ/peɪ/ʃ/ʌs/ : typically seen as a good omen, a godly blessing, or otherwise positive vibe type beat. Some cultures believe to also be a sign of fortune. In recent times, Hepatious Bone has been found inside modern cuisine such as pizza, promting the cultural zietgeihst of "boneless pizza" as finding this here is often a very bad omen, akin to a banshee's wailing (Yourself or someone close to you dying after hearing this scream).

Other definitions
Hepatious Bone (Epcot) : The bones that Mr. Skeltal's Skeleton Army are made out of, reinforced by years of calcium consumption and prayer

"Hepatious Bone" :)

by Rocket Hops February 2, 2025

Hepatitis C ya

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019