Stinky organisation set up by mayor Scar to sell his Moopop for them diamonds.
Mayor Scar: We shall take out the mycelium menace! I shall set up HEP, the Hermit Environmental Protection Agency!
by Pewkiplier January 3, 2021
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(Can also be pronounced as: "Hip", "Heep")

When you want you laugh, but just can't for some reason, say this.
*Your friend shows you a funny video and the funny part comes*
"HEP"
by Roy00 October 28, 2020
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Heps is a nick name for someone who had a small penis. Heps= half eaten party sausage
Dave victor got his knob out earlier and he has a very small cock.

Yer Dan freddie said he has a major case of heps.

What's heps

It's a half eaten party sausage

Lol
by Thatthereeresee January 31, 2020
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Hepped up for no place: when one helps oneself up with imagined conflicts in order to get a self dose of testosterone. Often done when their regular substance of addiction is no longer available. See also:

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.
He was all like Stormin’ Normin’ yesterday. Postwar and all hepped up for no place. Getting angry about the neighbors four doors down’s methods of lawn care and pruning.
by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018
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Hollay!!!!!!
Hep hep Hollay!!!!
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 10, 2020
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The Heppest Coolest Stylish Groovie Sophisticated Individual, anywhere.
He is a Ultra Cool Hep Cat, he makes everyone else look square.
by Uncle Tony 855 July 9, 2022
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Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction. Sometimes referred to as diabetes.
He’s a real Hep addict. Got his own internet show too. Has some technical people do it for him. Won’t quote him ‘cause he just likes to create sensation for his hep addiction.
by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018
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