Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

heliphobe by Lociam February 25, 2015

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Hellion Hero

The YouTuber belonging in the upper echelon of YouTube pooping business known famously for pooping Dr. Phil, Alex Jones, etc. A very skilled sentence mixer who can make anyone say outrageous things through the magic of editing. Untouchable YTP GOD with no rivals. Flyingkitty and cs188 have got nothing on Hellion.

Hellion doesn't upload too often!

Hellion Hero isn't the hero we need but one we deserve

Hellion Hero by slayergeralt March 28, 2022

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helipenis

When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.

Dicks helipenis

helipenis by A Soviet Russian [potato] February 21, 2014

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Helliptical

A powered piece of workout equipment that has been converted into a sex machine.

Wow, you really need to make sure that you stretch before riding that ruthless helliptical.

Helliptical by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

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