Heimdal was the true hero of infinity war. If he had not summoned the bifrost and sent the hulk crashing through the new york sanctum iron mans team wouldn’t have known that thanos was invading. I truly believe heimdal should have survived infinity war and become the hero everyone would look up to for the rest of the marvel cinematic universe.
Stupid idiot: who’s your favourite superhero?
Big Bad Man who could shank an idiot in half: Heimdal
Stupid idiot: ha ha I prefer the hulk Big bad man who could shank an idiot in half: you are an idiot and I am going to shank you in half
* big bad man who could shank an idiot in half pulls out heimdals sword and shanks the stupid idiot in half*
Big bad man who could shank an idiot in half: ha ha ha
Heimdal is Very very very tall. He can be hard to understand he mumbles a lot he is the best big brother I could ask for. I hope he has an amazing long life
Based on Heimdell's big fuckup in not noticing the big fuck off spaceship full of killer aliens, this phrase is used when you should have seen something coming or you were easily fooled.
"Heimdammit!"
"I should have known he wasn't going to pay me back, Heimdammit!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*