heave a bail

to excrete fecal matter from one's anus, mainly a large, intact, and commonly painful, peace of feces.

Joe was on his way to the show, when he realized he had to heave a bail.

by Eric Daniel Johnson August 5, 2007

Heaving Phrogs

Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausing only long enough to excrete the remnants of opposing players.

The Heaving Phrogs reign supreme in the world of fantasy football.

by WHOLCO1 August 27, 2008

dry heave

what happens when you drink and smoke pot on an empty stomach, causing you to try to throw up. However throwing up is painful and you usally can't puke up much at all

Me: holy shit I gotta throw up **over toliet**
*gagging noise*
*no sound of puke hitting water*

You: You're dry heaving like a bitch aren't ya?

by A!L!E!X! July 24, 2005

dry heaves

When you have sex so often in one day that you can no longer produce any seminal fluid while ejaculating.

After you have multipule ejaculations after having sex all day you can no longer cum ex. dry heaves

by AlkalineProdigy March 19, 2009

Dry-heave

Having an orgasm without ejaculation.

Dry-heaves are early signs of menopause.

by McDoodlefee November 9, 2020

wet heave

when you are eating out a pussy hard core she squirts so hard it comes back in your mouth.

i was eating out sally so hard last night she gave me the wet heave

by sbodd October 3, 2007

heave-ho

To fornicate doggy style on the roof, and then to toss the bitch off.

After I blew my load I gave that bitch the heave-ho

by Sgt Death April 12, 2007