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Heat puddle(s) 

A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.
I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete
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There's heat in the wood 

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.
There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!

That's heat 

Typically to describe clothing. When something look good or is nice/unique.

"Heat" can be used with other words for ex: your outfit is heat.
Bro thoes shoes are heat man

That's heat
That's heat by Peppermint423 September 24, 2022

he's got a heat on 

Man, I got a heat on last night. Or, he's got a heat on.
he's got a heat on by Carnitaslover September 21, 2017

Heat seat 

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.
Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
Heat seat by the comand'r October 15, 2016

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

Heat stick 

A mostly worthless employee, who often spends more energy trying not to do work than would if s/he just did his/her job. Usually reserved to describe off-shift employees, as in their primary function is to keep the building warm overnight.
"I don't even know how TJ got hired, he never does more than 15 minutes of actual work. I'm glad he got assigned to nights with the rest of the heat sticks."
Heat stick by Red001 October 2, 2013