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When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
by Kevo Crafto January 20, 2007
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a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.
I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.
by PHW111 August 04, 2017
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