head fart 

when your head farts

my head farted

head fart by head fart October 17, 2008

head fart 

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.

They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.

head fart by WhateverJack March 7, 2023

head-fart 

Head-Fart -- (noun, verb) Plural. head-farts

Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.

Noun: Dude, I just had a major sneeze.
You mean you had a major head-fart.

Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.

head-fart by Smoker in the Crest DC April 10, 2009

fart head 

one whose head is full of farts!

"Your mom is a farthead!

fart head by Zephyr May 6, 2004

dick nugget-fart head 

1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"

Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!

dick nugget-fart head by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008

farty head 

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

farty head by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 6, 2018

Headfart 

When someone farts on your head

My son gave me a headfart when I was sleeping, and then I got pinkeye.

Headfart by Mighty's Mom December 6, 2020