Headfart

When someone farts on your head

My son gave me a headfart when I was sleeping, and then I got pinkeye.

by Mighty's Mom December 6, 2020

head fart

when your head farts

my head farted

by head fart October 17, 2008

head-fart

Head-Fart -- (noun, verb) Plural. head-farts

Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.

Noun: Dude, I just had a major sneeze.
You mean you had a major head-fart.

Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.

by Smoker in the Crest DC April 10, 2009

head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.

They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.

by WhateverJack March 7, 2023