Haydon School is reported the be the universes most crap school.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap
water from the location or else you
will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you
like a running tap.