Feces, especially when you have eaten a considerable amount of food the day prior and you take a massive dump.
I shouldn't have eaten all of that indian food yesterday, this hau mau will not stop coming out of me.
by Marius Adamescu May 11, 2021
by haus March 16, 2016
Jen is a large dragon most similar in appearance to those seen in Chinese mythology. Its serpentine body is largely blue, but its underbelly is yellow. It has four white fins down its back, and a large and gaping mouth. Jen is known for its fierce temper and wanton destructive tendencies. Once it has worked itself into a frenzy, it will not calm until everything around it is destroyed, and can even go on for a whole month.
This violent nature is attributed to the dramatic structural changes its brain undergoes during evolution. During times of human conflict Jen is said to appear, burning entire cities down to the ground.
Jen usually lives in large bodies of water, such as lakes and ponds or even seas and oceans.
This violent nature is attributed to the dramatic structural changes its brain undergoes during evolution. During times of human conflict Jen is said to appear, burning entire cities down to the ground.
Jen usually lives in large bodies of water, such as lakes and ponds or even seas and oceans.
Person 1: "OMG what happened to my peaceful village?"
Person 2: "OH SHIT"
Jenny Hau: "I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOME AND RAPE YOUR ORPHANED CHILDREN ... AND THEN I WILL BURN YOUR ORPHANS AND RAPE THEIR REMAINS!!"
Person 2: "OH SHIT"
Jenny Hau: "I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOME AND RAPE YOUR ORPHANED CHILDREN ... AND THEN I WILL BURN YOUR ORPHANS AND RAPE THEIR REMAINS!!"
by goldlovin'babe April 8, 2011
Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
by FannyFondler December 4, 2006
A term coined in late thirties Nazi Germany referring to a torture technique used by SS guards wherein they would insert a riding crop or other such implement forcefully into a prostrate prisoner.
"What happened to Heinrich?"
"He got a visit from the SS last night and they gave him the Haus Special."
"He got a visit from the SS last night and they gave him the Haus Special."
by jgoebbels March 18, 2009
a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.
by Captain Adam01 August 4, 2011
by Lebo October 11, 2007