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Romanian slang term meaning a massive dump
Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.
by Marius Adamescu May 9, 2021
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Feces, especially when you have eaten a considerable amount of food the day prior and you take a massive dump.
I shouldn't have eaten all of that indian food yesterday, this hau mau will not stop coming out of me.
by Marius Adamescu May 11, 2021
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