haugom

Someone that has all the qualities of an excellent sperm donor.

"WOW, that guy would make an excellent haugom"

haugom by Joe Sanders March 21, 2007

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Hangometer

Guaging the level of how bad the hang over is.

Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.

Hangometer by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009

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haugum

A person who is the probably the biggest faggot still alive on the face of the planet earth.

Wow, what a haugum.

haugum by Lord S January 30, 2017

hugomcswagger68

HugoMcSwagger68 is a real beast! He is the best man in the world!

Oh look is that HugoMcSwagger68?
Yes! He's a real beast!

hugomcswagger68 by YourMum68 April 24, 2017

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Farmaco Haugamizer

Family of pharmacy and healthcare plastic products.

Doc: Hey did you see we got a shipment of those new Farmaco Haugamizer 3000's?
Nurse: Yeah I can't wait to try one of those bad boys out.

Farmaco Haugamizer by MSCM2021 March 14, 2021

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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