haugom

Someone that has all the qualities of an excellent sperm donor.

"WOW, that guy would make an excellent haugom"

by Joe Sanders March 21, 2007

Hangometer

Guaging the level of how bad the hang over is.

Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.

by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009

haugum

A person who is the probably the biggest faggot still alive on the face of the planet earth.

Wow, what a haugum.

by Lord S January 30, 2017

hugomcswagger68

HugoMcSwagger68 is a real beast! He is the best man in the world!

Oh look is that HugoMcSwagger68?
Yes! He's a real beast!

by YourMum68 April 24, 2017

Farmaco Haugamizer

Family of pharmacy and healthcare plastic products.

Doc: Hey did you see we got a shipment of those new Farmaco Haugamizer 3000's?
Nurse: Yeah I can't wait to try one of those bad boys out.

by MSCM2021 March 14, 2021