haugum 

A person who is the probably the biggest faggot still alive on the face of the planet earth.

Wow, what a haugum.

haugum by Lord S January 30, 2017

Haugur 

A person that has to take a smoking break every 5 minutes

Haugur: Aight boys smoke break
Everyone else: damn bro you're a Haugur

Haugur by V3teran_L3gend December 19, 2021

haugom 

Someone that has all the qualities of an excellent sperm donor.

"WOW, that guy would make an excellent haugom"

haugom by Joe Sanders March 21, 2007

Hugump 

a cross between a hug and a dry hump.
practiced by horny males/females everywhere.

take, for exmple, if a guy hugs a girl. towards the middle of the hug, he will star thrusting his hips forward, repeatedly.

Hugump by lessthanthree September 10, 2005

hagumi kitazawa 

adorable genderbent ed sheeran. she is the bassist for the hit band hello happy world and is voiced by Yuri Yoshida :DD

Girl 1: look its hagumi kitazawa!
Boy 1: wtf its genderbent ed Sheeran...

hagumi kitazawa by catgirlraquelle June 10, 2021

hagumi 

Hagumi must be an orange head, they must,, they also must be a bassist, u must ship them with kokoro at all costs?

Oh my god!! Is that kokoro kissing hagumi??? 😱

hagumi by homurasakemi January 21, 2021

haguman

a man made of hagu or crap

you act like a haguman sometimes.

you suck haguman.

you smell like a haguman.

you are a haguman.

hagumans are shit.

haguman don't rock.

haguman.

haguman.

haguman.

haguman by himel January 5, 2008