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A person that has to take a smoking break every 5 minutes
Haugur: Aight boys smoke break
Everyone else: damn bro you're a Haugur
Haugur by V3teran_L3gend December 19, 2021
Someone that has all the qualities of an excellent sperm donor.
"WOW, that guy would make an excellent haugom"
haugom by Joe Sanders March 21, 2007
a cross between a hug and a dry hump.
practiced by horny males/females everywhere.
take, for exmple, if a guy hugs a girl. towards the middle of the hug, he will star thrusting his hips forward, repeatedly.
Hugump by lessthanthree September 10, 2005

hagumi kitazawa 

adorable genderbent ed sheeran. she is the bassist for the hit band hello happy world and is voiced by Yuri Yoshida :DD
Girl 1: look its hagumi kitazawa!
Boy 1: wtf its genderbent ed Sheeran...
Hagumi must be an orange head, they must,, they also must be a bassist, u must ship them with kokoro at all costs?
Oh my god!! Is that kokoro kissing hagumi??? 😱
hagumi by homurasakemi January 21, 2021
a man made of hagu or crap
you act like a haguman sometimes.

you suck haguman.

you smell like a haguman.

you are a haguman.

hagumans are shit.

haguman don't rock.

haguman.

haguman.

haguman.
haguman by himel January 5, 2008