haugum

A person who is the probably the biggest faggot still alive on the face of the planet earth.

Wow, what a haugum.

by Lord S January 30, 2017

Haugur

A person that has to take a smoking break every 5 minutes

Haugur: Aight boys smoke break
Everyone else: damn bro you're a Haugur

by V3teran_L3gend December 19, 2021

haugom

Someone that has all the qualities of an excellent sperm donor.

"WOW, that guy would make an excellent haugom"

by Joe Sanders March 21, 2007

Hugump

a cross between a hug and a dry hump.
practiced by horny males/females everywhere.

take, for exmple, if a guy hugs a girl. towards the middle of the hug, he will star thrusting his hips forward, repeatedly.

by lessthanthree September 10, 2005

hagumi kitazawa

adorable genderbent ed sheeran. she is the bassist for the hit band hello happy world and is voiced by Yuri Yoshida :DD

Girl 1: look its hagumi kitazawa!
Boy 1: wtf its genderbent ed Sheeran...

by catgirlraquelle June 10, 2021

hagumi

Hagumi must be an orange head, they must,, they also must be a bassist, u must ship them with kokoro at all costs?

Oh my god!! Is that kokoro kissing hagumi??? 😱

by homurasakemi January 21, 2021

haguman

a man made of hagu or crap

you act like a haguman sometimes.

you suck haguman.

you smell like a haguman.

you are a haguman.

hagumans are shit.

haguman don't rock.

haguman.

haguman.

haguman.

by himel January 5, 2008