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The Hatrix 

An apt name for the internet since the rise of social media, rage bait and narcissistic smart phone culture.
Neo: iI got into an argument with a feminist vegan atheist demikin on Twitter last night, so i sent her some Pepe memes.
Morpheus: Step out of the Hatrix and cook a meal for someone, you nerd.
The Hatrix by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020
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Ryan Hatris 

A fedora wearing kiddo that is socially awkward and says your mom jokes
Mickle: Hey guys I got some chicken nuggets today
Ryan Hatris: Your mom got some chicken nuggets today (tips fedora)
Mickle: Aw man, Ryan Hatris you got me this time
Ryan Hatris by Dr. Sherrill December 25, 2013

Hatrick Sprayze 

Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.
Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?

Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.
Hatrick Sprayze by Hulk19 December 17, 2018
Conservatives who claim to love America, yet have a deep seated hatred for anyone expressing progressive / liberal ideas - first utilized almost exclusively on "The David Packman Show" under the segment "Hatriot Mail", where viewers who dislike progressive ideas send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman to air on his "Hatriot Mail" segment.
Hatriots who think they are Patriots love to send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman.
Hatriot by The Industrialist February 16, 2015
1) A person who zealously supports his/her political dogma to the point of bigotry towards people of opposing opinions.
2) A caller to "The David Pakman Show" who records "Hatriot Mail" comments expressing his/her ultra-conservative views in a derogatory manner.
Uncle Sam hates minorities; he's a true hatriot.
hatriot by lynxshade February 17, 2015

Eddie Hatrick 

Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".
"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."
Eddie Hatrick by Da Fulch July 30, 2009