booby hatch

a mental hospital, an insane asylum

He did not turn himself in to the booby hatch, nor did he use drugs.

by Light Joker May 19, 2005

booby hatch

Actually misspelled.

Boobie hatch is an ancient term for small hatch covers intended to keep a species of seabird called a Boobie from entering a ship through portholes and other smaller ventilation opening.

The usage to mean insane asylum is probably related to events happening when things enter through a boobie hatch. Either its drunken sailor activity (urination, etc) or a very messy situation involving an excited seabird thrashing around madly in a confined space with a bunch of sailors.

Someone left a (boobie) booby hatch open when we docked. A boobie crawled in and then all hell broke loose after if the bird landed on the Captain's bowl of soup and shat in it. It was all arms and legs thrashing about for 10-15 minutes. And someone lost an eye to its beak before cook crushed the boobie against a bulkhead with a skillet. Yes a regular mad house all because of an unsecured (boobie) booby hatch.

by Captain Cooke February 10, 2010

Scat hatch

A sexual term for an asshole.

When I had diarrhea my scat hatch was like a super soaker full of swamp water

by Stupid nutty diulted fuck September 4, 2010

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019

Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

rapture hatch

A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.

"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"

by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013

Meat Hatch

Deep and wide vagina

Mate, your mum's got a meat hatch

by mibaki April 1, 2018