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Hassan Syed 

Hassan Syed is what you call an absolute chick magnet, a man who cannot avoid the eyes of females due to his attractiveness and personality. His very gaze makes women fall for him due to his sharp and clear facial features, emphasising his masculinity and experience. This man is an absolute legend almond men, and a king among Kings.
'do you know Hassan Syed, he pulls almost every girl in school'
'oh that guy, its like he's a magician'

Jafar ibn Hassan al Sadr 

Jafar ibn Hassan al Sadr was a Iraqi man in the 1800s who did a rebel on the Ottomans in the City of Nasiryah, Iraq. His rebel failed and was killed by 3 Ottoman soldiers.
Jafar ibn Hassan al Sadr was a man.

Sam Hassan Clause (SHC) 

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"

shaheer hassan 

bro this man is hot as fuck and will fuck everyone, highkey kinda snake but its fine because his dick is longer than a snake
me: damn bitch be getting shaheer hassan'd
her: god damn i want him to fuck me instead
shaheer hassan by danmkimek November 25, 2020

Shahada Hassan 

He reads collins dictionary all day and when hes not he watches bridge to terabithia to learn how to pick up girls
Joe: Do u know what anthropomorphic means?
John: idk ask Shahada Hassan
Shahada Hassan by ryan7863 April 20, 2020

Hasan Seizure 

when a person keeps saying the same thing but in a paraphrased way in the same argument and his name is Hasan which makes it Hasan seizure. So When people keep shouting the name of Hasan because he is shouting nonsense to the audience that generates the confusement among people (Hasan seizure).
oh my god why don't you understand anything? are having Hasan seizure at the moment ?