Skip to main content

harley keeble 

harley keeble is a human sex machine and has a minimum of 20 huge inches attached to his body.in fact i’ve come across a harley keeble and his morbidly beastly winkle🤪
A harley keeble looks like a young boy with a small winkle but is actually quite the opposite coz he is very mature for his age but you’ll never meet one over the age of 50 because he is very fatigued because he’s carrying that behemoth of a willy due to it caressing the floor and tickling it. alsooooo when he swings round he can take of like a chopper✌🏻✌🏻
stranger1: HARLEY KEEBLE BROKE MY BACK WITH HIS COCK

stranger2:no shit ofc he broke your back his dick is so big he can use it to fly so your back probs looks like mash from where it’s been chopped by a helicopter blade
harley keeble by poo_poker_lover August 15, 2024
harley keeble mug front
Get the harley keeble mug.
See more merch

haley keeler 

messy, clumsy ,loves food and likes to sleep!

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026