High hard One -

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

or simply :an errect penis :)
'Yep, Gonna go out for some brews then slip her a High Hard One.'
by Jon E Fever March 10, 2012
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phrase. Ice hockey term for a fast rising slap-shot. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Michelle! Here comes a high hard one. Get your trapper ready and keep your five-hole closed.
by gnostic1 July 12, 2012
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Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner
Pirates can pop about six boners, but only a true ninja can pop a hard one
by Zhou's mom July 2, 2004
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When being intimate with a woman who is bent over, your hitting her "HIGH" hole with your "HARD ONE". Therefore your giving her the High Hard One
by HighHardOne44 December 3, 2018
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a homo's dick; especially after homo sex
hey fag get ur shitty hard one outta my face
by reggieli December 15, 2004
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