haram police
a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.
haram police by littleredroze June 6, 2018
Haram Police
Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”
Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?
Haram Police by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020
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Haram police
Haram police by Jonny Dings November 26, 2020
Haram Police
"Haram police" is a term used to identify those Muslim's who think they criticize and put down other Muslims, either in real life or online.
(haram is a term used to describe something forbidden in islam)
(haram is a term used to describe something forbidden in islam)
*Girl in video is showing her neck while wearing hijab*
Haram police: Astagfirullah (seek forgivness in god), this girl is showing her neck while wearing hijab. Haram!
Haram police: Astagfirullah (seek forgivness in god), this girl is showing her neck while wearing hijab. Haram!
Haram Police by sssss19 September 9, 2025
bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.