Happy Juice

Another word used to say jizz, cum, man juice, etc.

Person 1: Oh man i heard u and (insert girl's name here) fu**ed last night.

Person 2: Yeah! man i spilled my HAPPY JUICE everywhere!!!.

by oh!no June 26, 2009

Happy-Juice

Lisa's doctor prescribed MOCO's Happy-Juice for her depression; at least three times daily!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Noun-Used to refer to high grade prison alcohol or hooch produced inexpensively and in bulk.

Hey Dan-o! when are you going to make more happy juice?

Hey pass me the two liter of happy juice.

by Dan-o the drunk August 26, 2008

Stuff that comes out of your genitals when you get ... happy.

Ooops looks like I got some happy juice on your face. Eh...

by Naked Coffee! November 25, 2008

When one farts and a bit of moisture now resides on their underpants.

Damn son...I think some happy juice came out on that one.

Is that Happy Juice all over the seam of your boxers?

by Rizzarected October 27, 2006

A mixture of powerade and vodka, so you can take in public (festivals, parties, etc.) without getting in trouble

"Hey dude, can I have a sip of that powerade?"
"Yeah it has vodka in it though."
"Yeah man this is happy juice powerade?!"

by luvluvluv July 13, 2014

When you make a mix of coffee beans, sugar, and water to make the Happy Bean Juice. It also is known as Zoom-Zoom Juice

Guy 1: Hey man you want some Happy bean juice and go on a jog and do some cocaine.
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU KILL MY HUSBAND.

by PhoNyo May 2, 2020