handy king
handy king by mrcool35 September 24, 2013
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burger king hands
Ryan: *holds up burger to eat it*
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself
burger king hands by Unanswered Prayer August 29, 2007
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hand plucked king
Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.
Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.
hand plucked king by handpluckedking May 21, 2009
burger king hands
one who eats so much burger king. that his/her hands get fat and huge. Or his/her hands will tend to smell like burger king cause her or she has eaten too much of it.
Ryan: *holds up burger to eat it*
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself
burger king hands by Unanswered Prayer August 30, 2007
King's Hand
Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?
Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....
Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....
King's Hand by PattonPending December 8, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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