handy king 

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

handy king by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

burger king hands 

one who eats so much burger king. that his/her hands get fat and huge as shit.

Ryan: *holds up burger to eat it*
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself

burger king hands by Unanswered Prayer August 29, 2007

hand plucked king 

Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.

Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.

hand plucked king by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

burger king hands 

one who eats so much burger king. that his/her hands get fat and huge. Or his/her hands will tend to smell like burger king cause her or she has eaten too much of it.

Ryan: *holds up burger to eat it*
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself

burger king hands by Unanswered Prayer August 30, 2007

King's Hand 

King's Hand: A dish so blessed that only a true madlad is capable of conquering.

Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?

Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....

King's Hand by PattonPending December 8, 2020