A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")
by Spit Blood April 21, 2003
A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.
The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
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The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop
by Kribby December 11, 2018
by Homie Pillows September 17, 2017
man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand
by Doug W. February 12, 2008
Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.
by Scott Boose April 18, 2008
A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023