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Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.
Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.
by Lonestar Comet June 11, 2008
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A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.
Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.
by jackson4502 May 16, 2011
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A somewhat short but chronically overweight person
Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
by Steve Pennington October 15, 2007
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I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.
wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.
by king of doo hicky'z July 18, 2003
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when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it
yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich
by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009
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