ham roll

This is when the man ejaculates into ham slices and sticks it all over the womans body. He then takes her to the top of the stairs, and pushes her down it. This is why it's called ' ham roll'

man- "Hey, let's go to Tesco, I'll buy you some ham.. giggity."

girl- "why?"

man- "cus im gonna ham roll the fuck out of you, whore!"

by Mickey Roll October 07, 2011

Wyoming Ham Roll

When the man takes his dick and puts it in the girls vagina then the second before ejaculation pulls out and slaps the bitch while he's cumming.

Yo bruh i totally porked my girl then slapped her with my dick giving her a wyoming ham roll

by niggis leader October 20, 2009

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 16, 2019