ham roll

This is when the man ejaculates into ham slices and sticks it all over the womans body. He then takes her to the top of the stairs, and pushes her down it. This is why it's called ' ham roll'

man- "Hey, let's go to Tesco, I'll buy you some ham.. giggity."

girl- "why?"

man- "cus im gonna ham roll the fuck out of you, whore!"

by Mickey Roll October 7, 2011

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

Wyoming Ham Roll

When the man takes his dick and puts it in the girls vagina then the second before ejaculation pulls out and slaps the bitch while he's cumming.

Yo bruh i totally porked my girl then slapped her with my dick giving her a wyoming ham roll

by niggis leader October 19, 2009

hamroll

a wasteman who is responsible for a blunder or error

Boy: "Eh, the ref has got to be the hamroll of the week, he was lacking today with those errors"

by GUENDOUZZZI March 4, 2019

hamroll

Meaning Penis.
cause the hamm rolled up looks like a willy.

"I touched his hamroll...and he liked it."

by Megan And Amber August 9, 2006

the hamroll

The hamroll is a trinket roll that thinks it's a hamroll it is a very weird type of emoji and is only used in sex

Oh yes do the hamroll

by Hello47477272466 April 23, 2018