ham head 

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.

Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.

ham head by Chris.G July 23, 2010

ham head 

the head of a penis.

i totally closed my damn ham head in the car door yesterday.

ham head by dilbaid7 April 25, 2009

Ham head 

A "ham head" is someone who does loads of coke all the time. These people are generally bell ends.

Craig: "Hey John, Steve's turned into a right ham head since meeting those new guys at work hasn't he?"

John: "Yeah mate, he's become a right bell end!"

Ham head by The Ninja Boyfriend April 8, 2016

Mo-Ham-Head 

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.

"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"

Mo-Ham-Head by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Hamhead 

A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.

Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.

Hamhead by Wodderwick December 25, 2022