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half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.
I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.
half stock by VTI December 3, 2006

half a stock 

A semi erection, where one simply goes chubby in the trouser department.
Fuck me, Kerry is hot. I swear she gave me half a stock!
half a stock by The-Shield March 1, 2004

halfstock 

semi-erect or semi-flacid. However you want to look at it... I choose semi-erect, as that seems more positive.
"Man, I'd fuck that shit out of that bitch, but I'm halfstock."
halfstock by Beil February 13, 2005

Halfstack 

Derived from the address "555 1/2 W Holland St.", along with a half stack amplifier metaphorically speaking, the Halfstack is the most amazing bachelor pad in the southeast region of South Dakota. Business offices below the apartment share the address "555 W Holland St.," thus the partial "1/2" comes into play. Apartment tenants go by the names "Josh" and "Kyler."
Dude, we gotta go to the Halfstack for a good jam session!

In verb form:
Joe is Halfstacking it up with his buddies.
Halfstack by Joshua Harrison Ford October 18, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026