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Anytime the penis is only partly erect. Often used sarcastically when there is no abnormal blood flow down below.

"Did you just see how fast she ate that hot dog?"
"Yeah, she just gave me a half stock"

half stock by Brock Stokley April 28, 2006

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half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.

I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.

half stock by VTI December 3, 2006

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half a stock

A semi erection, where one simply goes chubby in the trouser department.

Fuck me, Kerry is hot. I swear she gave me half a stock!

half a stock by The-Shield March 1, 2004

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halfstock

semi-erect or semi-flacid. However you want to look at it... I choose semi-erect, as that seems more positive.

"Man, I'd fuck that shit out of that bitch, but I'm halfstock."

halfstock by Beil February 13, 2005

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Halfstack

Derived from the address "555 1/2 W Holland St.", along with a half stack amplifier metaphorically speaking, the Halfstack is the most amazing bachelor pad in the southeast region of South Dakota. Business offices below the apartment share the address "555 W Holland St.," thus the partial "1/2" comes into play. Apartment tenants go by the names "Josh" and "Kyler."

Dude, we gotta go to the Halfstack for a good jam session!

In verb form:
Joe is Halfstacking it up with his buddies.

Halfstack by Joshua Harrison Ford October 18, 2010